Look At The Things!

Pictures & Thoughts From Comedian Rob Halden
"Where have you been, Superman?"
"Flying around telling people not to go to parties."
"Cuz there was this plane crash? … and lots of people died?"
"Not my area."

"Where have you been, Superman?"

"Flying around telling people not to go to parties."

"Cuz there was this plane crash? … and lots of people died?"

"Not my area."

"We loved the Silver Surfer, Jack! What’s your next great idea!"
"The … um … Black …Racer? He surfs across space on his cosmic … skis?"
"Genius!"

"We loved the Silver Surfer, Jack! What’s your next great idea!"

"The … um … Black …Racer? He surfs across space on his cosmic … skis?"

"Genius!"

They all tried to swat The Wasp at the same time. They all failed.

They all tried to swat The Wasp at the same time. They all failed.

"But I don’t wanna live in here!"

"But I don’t wanna live in here!"

Look out Wild West Sean Connery! Superman’s about to crush you with a giant cube of gold!

Look out Wild West Sean Connery! Superman’s about to crush you with a giant cube of gold!

"Hey kids! Squeeze my crotch!"

"Hey kids! Squeeze my crotch!"

"You’re my Steer now, boy!"

"You’re my Steer now, boy!"

Yeah, sure, it’s a real hard choice Sue. Give the fish-man a hand-job or EVERYBODY DIES!

Yeah, sure, it’s a real hard choice Sue. Give the fish-man a hand-job or EVERYBODY DIES!

"If I don’t have a Father, NOBODY GETS TO HAVE A FATHER!"

"If I don’t have a Father, NOBODY GETS TO HAVE A FATHER!"

Bearded Riker is so Swag, sometimes he just wakes up covered in bitches.

Bearded Riker is so Swag, sometimes he just wakes up covered in bitches.