Look At The Things!

Pictures & Thoughts From Comedian Rob Halden
They all tried to swat The Wasp at the same time. They all failed.

They all tried to swat The Wasp at the same time. They all failed.

"But I don’t wanna live in here!"

"But I don’t wanna live in here!"

Look out Wild West Sean Connery! Superman’s about to crush you with a giant cube of gold!

Look out Wild West Sean Connery! Superman’s about to crush you with a giant cube of gold!

"Hey kids! Squeeze my crotch!"

"Hey kids! Squeeze my crotch!"

"You’re my Steer now, boy!"

"You’re my Steer now, boy!"

Yeah, sure, it’s a real hard choice Sue. Give the fish-man a hand-job or EVERYBODY DIES!

Yeah, sure, it’s a real hard choice Sue. Give the fish-man a hand-job or EVERYBODY DIES!

"If I don’t have a Father, NOBODY GETS TO HAVE A FATHER!"

"If I don’t have a Father, NOBODY GETS TO HAVE A FATHER!"

Bearded Riker is so Swag, sometimes he just wakes up covered in bitches.

Bearded Riker is so Swag, sometimes he just wakes up covered in bitches.

Silver Age Superman spent half his time crying.

Silver Age Superman spent half his time crying.

Are you ready for THE BEST FILM EVER?!!

Are you ready for THE BEST FILM EVER?!!